I’ve been so happy in life lately. Hopefully getting a job at Chilis and saving money to move out with Dan soon. Ahh, Dan. He’s quite the catch and has been making me so beyond happy. I feel pretty good about all of this, this is gonna be really awesome. I adore him so much, he’s helped me come out of a dark spot in my life. He’s amazing.
I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.
The sexual tension you feel when you’re in the cucumber section of the produce aisle.
Please keep it in your pants, harassing my people with your loneliness would not be wise
don’t you mean she needs to keep them OUT of her pants
Guys I’m not really molesting fruits and vegetables so simmer down now. Also so long as it is consensual and not infringing upon anyone’s freedom you can put whatever you want in and around your pants. God bless.
(S02E11) Judge, Jury, Executioner - (S04E11) Claimed
"talk dirty to me"
Dr. Krantz and Clyde mounted at the Smithsonian. Still my favourite thing ever.
Before Krantz died, he said to Smithsonian anthropologist David Hunt, “I’ve been a teacher all my life and I think I might as well be a teacher after I’m dead, so why don’t I just give you my body.” When Hunt agreed, Krantz added, “But there’s one catch: You have to keep my dogs with me.”
This is the happiest skeleton I’ve ever seen
And here’s the “before” to the Smithsonian’s “after”…
Body Bakery: Bread imitating Gore by Kittiwat Unarrom
This brings weird to a whole new level. Thai Fine Art student and artist Kittiwat Unarrom is the son of a baker. All that baking exposure growing up has been a clear influence, but his artistic need to see things a little differently definitely flared up as he created the tacitly named “Body Bakery” – brutally, gruesomely, almost unbelievably realistic looking sculptures of dismembered human body parts sculpted entirely from bread.
With a master in Fine Arts Kittiwat Unarrom creates sculpture in bread. Not just normal sculpture but horror, dark art, gore, something I don’t know if I could actually eat. Located in Ratchaburi, Thailand Kittiwat creates feet, hands, heads, and internal organs among other body parts all entirely edible and for sale at his family’s bakery. He skillfully paints each piece to look terrifying to the observer/customer.
my tummy was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfy
I love it when this pops up :D
IM SCREAMING THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO